Oz Was No Wizard at Customer Service

In The Wizard of Oz, the title character is beloved and revered by all the people in that magical land over the rainbow. Yet when you look at it from a small business/customer service perspective, it’s really hard to understand why.

In fact, the “great and powerful Oz” is probably one of the best examples of what not to do if you want to grow your business. Let’s take a look at some of his mistakes, and see how an alternative strategy might suit your business better.

 

Be difficult to reach.

In order to seek an audience with the Wizard, Dorothy and her friends must first navigate a strange and unfamiliar landscape with confusing twists and turns; it’s a little more difficult than the simple advice to follow the yellow brick road. How tough are you to reach? Is your contact information (phone number and/or e-mail) clearly spelled out on your website, or do you hide behind a contact form? Customers and prospects don’t like filling out forms; they want to speak to a real person. Make it easy for them. Publish your phone and e-mail information in the “Contact Us” section. Even better, add a “Call Us” button on the site that automatically makes the call for the customer.

 

Hide behind a gatekeeper.

When Dorothy and friends finally get to Oz, they think they’re going to make an appointment and see the Wizard. Instead, the gatekeeper says Oz never sees anyone. When customers or prospects call your business, can they get through to the person they’re calling? You want to make sure your phone system makes it easy to get to the right person. A virtual phone system helps with that, because its virtual receptionist can direct callers to the right extension-even if unsure what that extension is. It also provides options to forward office phones to home, mobile or other phones, making you, your colleagues and/or and your employees reachable even when you’re not at work.

 

Work in an ivory tower.

Or, in this case, in Emerald City. The Wizard only knows his own perspective because he never sees or talks to regular people. He thinks it makes him mysterious, which is true. But it also means he has difficulty relating to people who need his help. It’s important to maintain regular contact with customers, prospects, business partners and others so you can seek out their perspectives and points of view, and understand better what motivates them so you can deliver what they want.

 

Go back on your word.

The Wizard tells Dorothy if she and her friends want him to grant their requests, they must first bring back the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West-a daunting task. When they return after fulfilling their end of the bargain, though, the Wizard starts to backtrack because he knows he can’t actually do what he promised. As a small business you have to know what your capabilities are, then be sure not to promise things you can’t deliver and deliver on the things you do promise.

 

Learn to do the one thing he did right.

All that being said, the one thing the Wizard got right was creating that larger-than-life image. Today, small businesses have the opportunity to make themselves look larger and more professional by using tools and technologies that provide the same capabilities as those enjoyed by large enterprises.

A simple example is making your main business line a toll-free phone number. Unless you have a compelling reason that your number must remain local, having a toll-free number gives the impression you do business on a national (or at least regional) basis. This action is impressive on a business level.

Speaking of phones, moving from employees using personal phone numbers to a virtual phone service for small business adds a lot of features and capabilities, such as voicemail, smart call forwarding, delivery of voicemail to email, recorded greetings and messages and the previously mentioned virtual receptionist, that make the business look and sound more professional. These services are available for a small monthly cost, yet they can have a huge payoff in your ability to serve customers and prospects more effectively.

Oz may have been great and powerful, but when it came to customer service, he left a lot to be desired. Learn from his mistakes and you’ll have more happy customers saying there’s no place like your massage and bodywork business.

About the Author

Kevin Baker is my1voice product marketing manager for Protus (protus.com), a provider of Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) communication tools for small-to-medium businesses (SMB) and enterprise organizations, including my1voice, the cost-effective, feature-rich virtual phone service that travels with the user from phone to Web; award-winning MyFax, the fastest growing Internet fax service; and Campaigner, an email marketing solution with advanced automation features. Baker can be reached at kbaker@protus.com.